Today’s been one of those days whee my brain has been too tired to think anything other than shit like the following:
- Friday, thank fuck
- I’m hungry
- Sunglasses make everybody look so cool
- I should wear hats more often
- I wonder if people would crowd fund my post-break up trip to Vegas or just think I’m a wanker for trying
- Maybe I should sign up to sugardaddie.com
- I’m hungry
- Am I the only one who looks like a clown when they try to contour?
- And wtf is strobing?
- Man I can’t wait for Autumn
- I wonder if my IG friends would like me in real life
- Is there such a thing as a bum massage?
- I should go to raves more often
- Would my dad really be that angry if I bought a Pygmy goat?
- I wish I was Ronda Rousey’s best friend
- I wish I was Ronda Rousey
- Is it normal to nap for 3 hours?
- Why is there so much porn on Instagram?!
- I’m hungry
- When was the last time I ate super noodles?
- I hope I’m the person Above & Beyond pick to push the button on stage at Belsonic
- Do. Not. Eat. The. Chocolate.
- Ok, do not eat any more chocolate
- Will people think I’m a creep if I go to the cinema by myself?
- I can’t fucking walk in these shoes
Anybody else have those days where your brains just can’t work/won’t work?
TGIF amiright?
Angry Blonde 